Even the brute called Chickenwire treated Teatime with caution, if not respect, and the monster called Banjo just followed him around like a puppy. Worse, he was found to be smart and weird and crazy, intolerably so on all these counts and several others besides. Pink fires of histamine spurted from Lee’s glowing core and covered his raw periphery.
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