In my declining years I have chosen to perpetually exist in a virtual Portmeirion, where no. 6 still longs for escape (but to what?), Stephen Fry is no. 2 and Siouxsie and The Banshees play Iggy Pop’s “The Passenger” on a patio overlooking the beach.

I’ll miss you Pat.

Now where are those old Columbo tapes? In the garage? Yes, they are in the garage…