I only put this here because I only get a picture taken of me about once a year and even then I look fat or retarded or just got out of bed and here’s one I’m not ashamed of. It’s one Danny Hellman took at the Brooklyn Book Fair last Sunday. The idea is supposed to be that I’m surrounded by displays of books and overwhelmed, or maybe basking in the glory of being alive like at the beginning of The Mary Tyler Moore Show. However you want to interpret it, the point is that it’s a photo I don’t hate, and since I know 99% of you masturbate to pictures of me, here’s one.