It’s a Tartan Turkey Talent Show at Your Local Supermarket

It’s true, Nisbet Rose is in, at the height of this season’s “less is more” back to school craze among young women. Or maybe there was a sale on Halloween schoolgirl uniforms. Clearly something bubbled up out of the collective subconscious of magazine art directors desperate to hold on to their cushy jobs in the face of declining sales, decreased advertising revenue and the death of magazines by the score. But what are the odds of three kinky schoolgirl magazine covers in one month? Maybe there are more. What next?

It’s worth noting that the market is healthy enought to support at least three different fantasy football magazines (not pictured). Huh???

Apologies to anyone not from Scotia, New York for the hopelessly obscure reference in the title.